Bill Compton: Uh oh.
Sookie Stackhouse: Don’t say “uh oh”. Vampires are not supposed to say “uh oh”.
Bill Compton: It’s Eric. He’s scanned you twice. He’s goin’ to summon us.
Sookie Stackhouse: He can do that? Bill Compton: Oh, yeah.
Bill: You cannot go home. That part of your life is over.
Jéssica: No more Mama and Daddy? No more little sister?
Bill: I’m sorry. No.
Jéssica: No more belts. No more clarinets. No more home school. No more rules. I’m a vampire.
Bill: No, no, no. There are rules. That’s what I’ve been trying to teach you.
Jéssica: Crap on your rules. Crap, crap, crap. I can say anything I want now.
Shit, shit, shit, damn, hell, fuck. Oh, “fuck,” that’s a bad one. Fuck, fuck, fuck.
